Ben Fletcher must get to grips with his more 'feminine' side following an unfortunate incident with a lollipop lady and a stolen bottle of Martini Rosso from Waitrose. All a big misunderstanding of course. To avoid the Young Offenders unit, Ben is ordered to give something back to the community and develop his sense of social alignment. Of course Ben does what most teenage boys would do: he takes up knitting. He's always had a thing for the teacher and it would be a welcome change from the endless conversations about Top Gear and Chelsea FC with his dad. Obviously it doesn't go quite as he thought it would. There is a high risk of eternal humilitation and becoming repellent to all girls. But Ben's nothing if not a risk-taker. Just ask the lollipop lady ...